Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Costumers Sampleling Its Going To Be Today

Posted February 29th, 2012, 3:04 pm by karl

Sighted at the local McDonalds.

Proof that the McDonalds employment application doesn't include a spelling test

 

The Mullet Rule

Posted November 19th, 2007, 8:37 pm by karl

The Mullet Rule states:

If you are sitting in your car in a parking lot with your husband and kids, singing, “If you’re happy and you know it” to your son, and you see someone in the parking lot who has the hairstyle commonly referred to as The Mullet:

  • Even if the Mullet Person is halfway across the parking lot; and
  • Even if you have your car doors closed and your windows rolled up; and
  • Even if you’re not singing all that loudly

Do NOT make the next verse of the song, “If you’re happy and you know it, say ‘YOU’VE GOT A CRAZY MULLET!’”.

If you do this the Mullet Person will undoubtedly hear you and turn his head your way, then stare at your car for, oh, a good solid 20 seconds before you’re able to pull out of the parking lot. It turns out the Mullet Person has especially good hearing skills, by virtue of the short hair on the side of their head.

Always remember The Mullet Rule.

The Latest Threat to National Security

Posted August 8th, 2007, 6:01 pm by karl

It may not be what you expect.


Click here to read more about this insidious enemy of peace. It may well save your life.

Breakfast at Wendy’s

Posted August 4th, 2007, 12:05 pm by karl

Wendy’s is serving breakfast now. I’ll try almost anything once, so this morning we decided to give it a taste.

Keep in mind that this has been in the planning stages since way back when Katra worked at Wendy’s Corporate (7 or 8 years ago). In all that time they must have come up with something really, really good, right?

Let’s just say Audrey Hepburn would have walked right off the set of this production. It’s a rare dining experience that makes you long for Burger King. The only thing I can think of is perhaps Wendy’s has a cross-marketing deal with the manufacturer of Tums.