Archive for the ‘Holidays’ Category
Bunny Hop
Posted March 31st, 2012, 1:17 pm by karlChristmas 2011
Posted December 25th, 2011, 7:48 pm by karl
Kyle and Ian set out cookies and milk for Santa Claus
Bill has a private moment with his Christmas present, a catnip-infused sushi toy
Savannah jealously guards her Christmas present
The new tree in all its glory
A Christmas miracle - the boys sitting still for a photo BEFORE opening their presents!
Kyle Bird
Ian Bird
Captain America, to the rescue!
10:30 am, and time for a nap.
How To Decorate Your Christmas Tree
Posted December 13th, 2011, 10:40 pm by karl- Set up your tree
- Install lights
- Install garland
- Install ornaments
- Enjoy
- Reach behind the tree to plug in the lights that your four year old unplugged
- Knock over tree
- *%#@(*$&%#@!!!!!!
- Clean up broken ornaments
- Put unbroken ornaments back in boxes
- Tell yourself, “Well, it could have been much worse.” Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. That’ll work.
- Take down old tree and put it on the curb. It was 15 years old anyway
- Buy a new tree
- Tell yourself, “Well, we were planning on getting a new one soon anyway.”
- Wait for UPS to deliver new tree
- Set up new tree
- Decide expensive new tree looks worse than 15 year old broken tree, call to have new tree returned
- Order new tree #2. Go really overboard this time and order a 10 footer
- Wait for UPS to deliver new tree #2
- Set up new tree #2. Marvel at how nice it looks
- Wait two days
- Install ornaments
- Take photos of new tree #2
- Write a snarky post on your blog titled, “How To Decorate Your Christmas Tree”
- Wish everyone a very Merry Christmas!
