Just when we thought it was safe to go out to our yard, we were invaded by PIRATES!
They swung in with sinister grins on their faces...
They rode in on sinister-looking anthropomorphic trains...
They quickly hoisted their skull-and-crossbones flag and began to survey the landscape.
Arrrrrrr.... now where did I leave me treasure?
Avast! Yonder blue ball marks the spot! (arrrrrrr)
Arrrrrrr.... some pretties for me lass (by which I mean mommy)
Arrrrrr..... does me shark eyepatch make you shiver your timbers?