The Best Book Ever Written

At least according to Kyle, who has had several dozen books read to him and is therefore somewhat of an authority on the matter. Beating out such classics as, “Walter the Farting Dog” and “Belly Button Book” is the well-known tome “Goodnight Moon,” by author Margaret Wise Brown and illustrator Clement Hurd.

The story follows a simple two-act structure. In the first act, we begin in a mysterious green room. The immediate sense of foreboding is magnified by the disturbing paint color chosen by the owner of this room: an intense forest green that no sane person would ever pick for such a large room.

The mood temporarily lightens as we are introduced to the setting and characters. The main character, a young rabbit, is joined by several familiar characters including the Three Little Bears and the Cow Jumping Over the Moon. The dark mood rapidly returns again as, in a diabolical, Little Red Riding Hood-esque twist, the character known as The Quiet Old Lady is revealed to be a large rabbit dressed in human clothing. One is left wondering what happened to the original resident of the clothing and, given that rabbits are generally considered herbivores, one can only conclude that either this rabbit is of a particularly sinister, meat-consuming variety or it has hidden the body somewhere in the Great Green Room, perhaps under the oversize bed, which is clearly larger than what the smallish young rabbit requires.

The darkness of the first act is quickly dispelled in the lighthearted second act, which consists entirely of the young rabbit wishing every object and character in the book goodnight, including the aforementioned Quiet Old Lady and several new set pieces such as the Stars and Air. This is clearly a thinly-disguised but ultimately vain (and mildly humorous) attempt by the young rabbit at forestalling his bedtime. The reader is left hoping that the Air will not actually be leaving the room after being wished goodnight, although the answer to this question is cunningly left by the authors to the yet-to-be-announced sequel.

Whatever the intent of the author, “Goodnight Moon” is nearly always successful at one thing: bringing on a state of sleepiness in the individual being read to. Although that would usually be considered an undesirable trait in a book, in this case it can be leveraged quite successfully when the book is read at the right time of day, namely bedtime. Having been written in 1947, this book has clearly stood the test of time and will undoubtedly be gracing the shelves of three-year-olds for many years to come.

The Dinner Rule

The Dinner Rule states: no matter how rigid Ian’s sleep schedule may be, the moment Katra and I sit down to eat dinner, he will wake up and start crying. It doesn’t matter what time we eat or how long he has slept, he will immediately wake up and start crying, requiring one of us to go and rescue him.

At this point, I believe it’s possible to wake Ian up remotely, just by sitting down to dinner. We could be across town, in a different state, on the ISS, it wouldn’t matter. We sit down, he wakes up. ;D

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Arrrrrrrrrr!! Thar be PIRATES!!

Avast, me hearties! Hoist the Jolly Roger! The theme at Kyle’s summer camp this week be PIRATES!. Sunday Kyle be just a landlubber. Monday he be a fine salty dog:

By Wednesday he be CAPTAIN Kyle.

Friday, he captured a fine chest of booty!

Shiver me timbers!

First Cereal!

Ian had his first taste of rice cereal this morning. At first he was a little shocked and unsure what to do, but he ended up eating five or so spoonfuls. Despite Ian’s best attempts to put the cereal where he thought it belonged (on his shirt), Mom’s skills at keeping the cereal in his mouth prevailed.

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Cutest Baby Ever

This is my all-time favorite picture of Ian. I took it one afternoon when we were sitting out on the patio.

Lounging in the armchair:

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